When men talk of women and girls in terms of legal/not legal, what they’re really saying is “I already sexually objectify this child and would attempt to fuck her if there were no laws in the way.”

You can’t deny that is fucking scary.

Sometimes there are things that just sort of vaguely seem wrong, but you can’t put your finger on why…until it’s worded like this, and suddenly everything slides into place and you feel like someone punched you in the gut.

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*loses drink in scotland* where did my Glasgow.

Oh my god

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You’re mortal! How…?

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the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.




do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.



so before i saw Les Mis I thought Javert was pronounced “Haverrr”

and Enjolras was “En-yol-rrrras”

I guess I was thinking of the Mexican version

you know, where Juan Valjuan steals a quesadilla


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Peter Quill saved a planet through the power of dance and friendship and basically if you hate him you hate happiness

When this does not scream for a musical then I don´t know what is…

doctor who + text posts night vale tweets | part 2/? (rtd edition)


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A great idea to connect the future with the past, seal your digital secrets with an old-school wax-sealing. The Top secret usb.

Man.  I’m totally envisioning a Chinese sci-fi movie where the Emperor’s Orders are sealed USBs and you pull one out and everyone fucking kneels when it gets busted open…

I need his prosthetic leg.

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