kirschtein-relatable:

cedrikaprovencher:

landorus:

i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that

les anglophones volent des mots à d’autres langues puis chialent parce qu’ils ne sont pas orthographiés comme ils le voudraient

IM GONNA REBLOG THIS POST UNTIL I DIE IM CRYING 

(Source: kelvinbenjamin)

ghoulifrey:

haezelsgus:

How to make Groot cupcakes.

seriouslystarlord we have a date to do this okay no if ands or buts.

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

I’ve been waiting for Phil Tippett to respond to this joke

piratequeenintraining:

College students only have 2 levels of stress:

1) I don’t give a fuck

2) OH MY GOD IF I CAN’T DO THIS MY LIFE IS OVER I’M GONNA HAVE TO WORK AT MCDONALDS

There is no in between.

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
meetingyourmaker:

The Story of Mermaid and Cat
I thought of something cute and I just have to draw it before I forgot about it :)

meetingyourmaker:

The Story of Mermaid and Cat

I thought of something cute and I just have to draw it before I forgot about it :)

(Source: teen-wolf)

(Source: televisionsgifs)

nightybarnes:

The number of times you click and drag for “Powers” has to be the number you get for “Power Count”. The number of times you click and drag for “Weak Spots” has to be the number you get for “Weak Spots Count”. Enjoy!

Your Powers: were enhanced scientifically

Power Count: 2

Powers: master combatant, flying

Best Friend: Pepper Potts

Works Best With: Tony Stark

Crush: Clint Barton

Weak Spots Count:2

Weak Spots: impulsive behavior, short endurance

Years as an Avenger: 3

(Source: tracy-westside)

skreamingninja:

neutralmilknotel:

i’m not even confused about my sexuality i just don’t really give a shit

(Source: omegolamaniac)

nasai:

partyingforpeace:

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

It looks so pretty

im gonna fuck this planet

nasai:

partyingforpeace:

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

It looks so pretty

im gonna fuck this planet

atthestartoftime:

I always thought that we just had this kind of  c o n n e c t i o n .

(Source: martinsti)

kingtrinbago:

The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread

ivettehomestuck:

almondskeyess:

no but really short people are so mean dude. i got a lot of short friends and they kinda scare me

us tall people are so nice and soft-hearted and everyone always picks on us for being tall and we’re like “haha yeah”

short people will easily start planning a murder if u pick on them

It’s because they’re closer to hell.

(Source: qawiyaaa)