*loses drink in scotland* where did my Glasgow.
Oh my god
You’re mortal! How…?
the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.
do action movies know they can have more than one female character
Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions.
This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.
so before i saw Les Mis I thought Javert was pronounced “Haverrr”
and Enjolras was “En-yol-rrrras”
I guess I was thinking of the Mexican version
you know, where Juan Valjuan steals a quesadilla
Peter Quill saved a planet through the power of dance and friendship and basically if you hate him you hate happiness
When this does not scream for a musical then I don´t know what is…
A great idea to connect the future with the past, seal your digital secrets with an old-school wax-sealing. The Top secret usb.
Man. I’m totally envisioning a Chinese sci-fi movie where the Emperor’s Orders are sealed USBs and you pull one out and everyone fucking kneels when it gets busted open…
I need his prosthetic leg.